Marquis in Spades

thearcanetheory: terrasigillata: theladygoogle: drkrislynn: l...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:01:41 -0400

terrasigillata:

theladygoogle:

drkrislynn:

lostinhistory:

thatlittleegyptologist:

moclachanbhernard:

averagearchaeologist:

seasoned-fan-girl:

No, really, archaeology does NOT get this exciting. Gold rarely ever shows up (we’re not looking for it anyway), and good looking guys are even rarer. Besides, there are easier ways to deal with spiders and snakes than shooting them.

Naw it’s pretty much exactly like this.

I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve had to take out evil undead mummies. It’s actually getting ridiculous.

I once met a man who’d been cursed by a mummy. Nasty business. He lost two toes on his left foot.

Honestly, it seemed like we couldn’t go a day without unleashing the angry dead. It got quite tiresome, really.

What are you guys talking about this is a gif of me last week before I shaved my sexy beard.

That’s definitely drkrislynn, I can vouch for her. I wasn’t there just then, though, I was a bit preoccupied in combat with a revived mummy who was quite good with sais. I was better, though.

Petition to include a mandatory Oded Fehr on every dig site in future.

Aw man, let me tell you, the scorpions are unreal, the treasure is intense, Nazis always show up, and once there was a bomb.

(Actually, I’m not making up the part about the bomb. Seriously.)

I’ll take an Oded Fehr please, but I won’t give him back, so.

This made my night. Thank you.

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:00:29 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

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I will be getting the same quote tattoo

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:51:03 -0400

I will be getting the same quote tattoo

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the-absolute-best-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:28:20 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

poopinginschool: interviewer: any special talents? me:

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:19:25 -0400

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me:

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:11:16 -0400

JINKX MONSOON. <3

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:03:19 -0400

JINKX MONSOON. <3

almondseed: C. J. Rollin

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:59:44 -0400

almondseed:

C. J. Rollin

sirmitchell: “Man, you are one pathetic loser!” One of 30ish...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:53:05 -0400

sirmitchell:

“Man, you are one pathetic loser!”

One of 30ish portraits that is on display at Mondo Gallery in Austin, TX until May 25th.

lol

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:40:35 -0400

lol

:O

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:35:01 -0400

carunsa: “oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:34:41 -0400

carunsa:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most

:,)

housexoballoons: bvsquiatpicasso: tristnpls: lloydcg: jay-cru...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:31:38 -0400

housexoballoons:

bvsquiatpicasso:

tristnpls:

lloydcg:

jay-cruz:

dude omg

i didn’t mean to have you

Do you want to go back to jail omfg

I’m dead 😩😭😂

A little more wouldn’t hurt

Ahahhahahahahahahhaha

cecilybinning: Pen on paper

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:04:03 -0400

cecilybinning:

Pen on paper